Korbin's Rules And Things To Make A Better Liar About Yourself

RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 1
When an adult says to listen say that you
already. It might be something
bad.
RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 32
If you lie make it easy just in cast people
ask you again.
RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 172
If you lie to a lot people might know
something is up.
RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 125
If you lie to one person about something.
Then you lie to someone else about the same
thing make sure it is the same lie.
RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 79
Make rules only for yourself if you don't
you have to do someone's other rules.

CIRQUE DU FREAK

The book is about a boy named Darren. Darren and his friend Steve found a paper and it was an invitation to the CIRQUE DU FREAK. They got out of there houses and went with out waking anyone when they get there the first person they see is a guy named Mr. Tall he is tall.
When they get in Mr. Tall gets on stage and said that we are going to bring out the wolf man. It comes out and they let it out of its cage and bit a woman's hand of and there are Little people and two come out and sew the hand back on. the woman moves her arm a little and it works. Next was a woman with the strongest teeth and a guy with two belly's. He can eat any thing then a guy comes out with a snake and the guy is a snake boy. Next is a woman that can grow a beard at will. Then comes Mr. Cresply he has a spider it is poisonous and if it bites you die.
After the act Darren goes down stairs and takes the spider and then he went home  and the next day Steve comes over. He gets bit they take him to the doctor and they do not know what happened. Darren tossed the spider out the window and Mr. Cresply comes out of nowhere and catches it. The next night Darren goes to the theater and ask if he can help Steve. And he said yes but you must be my assistant and he said o.k. so he got blooded. Then they went to help Steve and after that they made a fake death and they opened a window and it looked like he fell out of the window. And broke his neck and the next morning they saw him and called the Doctor and they thought he was dead. Then they burred him and that knight Mr. Cresply comes and digs him up and Darren goes around to stretch his legs and he sees Steve. Then they walk to the camp and meet every one and Darren gets a room mate. It is a snake boy named  Evra. They become best friends and they do jobs together like feed the little people. They are only one foot tall and there creator is Mr. Tiny a strange person with glasses. The little people eat anything like a rabbit dead or alive, fox, dogs, cats, and people. And they wash the wolf man"s cage together. Then they see someone spying on them and have some fun they go away and throw sticks and scare him and then they chase him and he tricks them an they become friends. Then they go to a broken down rail rode station and the boy Sam got eaten by the wolf man. They were going to feed his dead body to the little people but Darren would not let them.
  Evra and Darren go on a vacation. Mr. Cresply goes off every night so they spy on him and they think Mr. Cresply is going to kill someone. And Mr Cresply said that there is a vampaneze that he is going after. So the vampaneze got away and got Evra .Darren made a friend. Darren and Mr. Cresply  went looking for Evra. They looked for days and did not find him. Then Darren went away from Mr. Cresply  He woke up and was up side down on a rope and Evra was next to him. And the the vampaneze got him too. he could not drink from ether of them. So Darren said that the vampaneze could drink from his friend and right when they get there Mr. Cresply Jumps out of the closet. And gets the vampaneze.    TO BE CONTINUED

Chris And The Masters Of JAZZ

Chris "Slappy" Elwart is the lead musician and plays the trombone.  Fred "Mr. Cool" Thompson is the drummer.  Jacob "Jake the Snake" Watson is the lead singer.  Jon "Wool Pool" Smith plays the flute.  They are a very popular jazz band that plays all across the country.  A lot of people come to listen to their hit song "The Mystery of Jazz."

Come and dance all night and its $0.55 per person. It is at the New Jersey football field at 9:00 P.M. 5/21/1936

Bud Not Budy Telegram

BUD AT HOME STOP NEW HOUSE AND GETS TROUBLE CAUSE TODD STOP LOCKED IN SHED STOP GO TO LIBRARY STOP SOMEONE GOT MARRIED MOVED STOP TRY GET ON TRAIN BUGS TOO STOP HE WALK GRAND R STOP LEFTY DRIVE HIM TO HOUSE STOP DRIVE HIM GRAND R LEFTY SEND TELEGRAM STOP MEETS DAD STOP GO DINNER STOP

My most prized possessions

One of my most prized possessions would be my mother. If my mom was not here I would not be here. And I was Born with my mother and father. My second Would be my father. And my dad is in my family. My third would be my dog I got my dog at a ladies house, her dog had puppies. And my forth would be my Ginny pig. I got the Ginny pig at a garage sale. And my Ginny pig and dog are my pets.

            When I Grow Up I Want To Be...

When I grow up I want to be a football player. They get a lot of money. I like football. I will be on TV. It is my second favorite sport. You go places you never been before. I think being a football player will be fun.

When I grow up I want to have a pet shop. I like animals. You get money. You sell different kinds of animals. I like to be by animals. It is a nice job. That’s why I like this job.

When I grow up I want to be a Banker. My Mom and Dad were bankers. It is a quiet and I like it to be quiet. It is a simple job. I like math and you have to do math for this job. That is why I want to be a banker.

                        By Korbin Lehmann

                        March 22, 2011

Bud's Letter to the Home

Dear home,
When I got to the Home they asked me why I ran away. I said "Their son Tod stuck a pencil up my nose". I got in trouble and had to sleep in a shed. There was a bat in there and I hit it with a rake and it got cut in half. Then I felt something on my cheek. It was the biggest hornet I ever saw. Then it hit me the bat was not a bat it was a hornet's nest. I ran at the door and cut my hand it was a fish head and I cut my hand on it's tooth. And then I pushed the window open and got out. I went inside and got the shotgun and I was going to get them sense they left me in the shed. But I didn't I just made Tom pee his bed. Then I had to sleep under the tree but it was better then the shed.

                          From Bud