Korbin's Rules And Things To Make A Better Liar About Yourself

RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 1
When an adult says to listen say that you
already. It might be something
bad.
RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 32
If you lie make it easy just in cast people
ask you again.
RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 172
If you lie to a lot people might know
something is up.
RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 125
If you lie to one person about something.
Then you lie to someone else about the same
thing make sure it is the same lie.
RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 79
Make rules only for yourself if you don't
you have to do someone's other rules.

CIRQUE DU FREAK

The book is about a boy named Darren. Darren and his friend Steve found a paper and it was an invitation to the CIRQUE DU FREAK. They got out of there houses and went with out waking anyone when they get there the first person they see is a guy named Mr. Tall he is tall.
When they get in Mr. Tall gets on stage and said that we are going to bring out the wolf man. It comes out and they let it out of its cage and bit a woman's hand of and there are Little people and two come out and sew the hand back on. the woman moves her arm a little and it works. Next was a woman with the strongest teeth and a guy with two belly's. He can eat any thing then a guy comes out with a snake and the guy is a snake boy. Next is a woman that can grow a beard at will. Then comes Mr. Cresply he has a spider it is poisonous and if it bites you die.
After the act Darren goes down stairs and takes the spider and then he went home  and the next day Steve comes over. He gets bit they take him to the doctor and they do not know what happened. Darren tossed the spider out the window and Mr. Cresply comes out of nowhere and catches it. The next night Darren goes to the theater and ask if he can help Steve. And he said yes but you must be my assistant and he said o.k. so he got blooded. Then they went to help Steve and after that they made a fake death and they opened a window and it looked like he fell out of the window. And broke his neck and the next morning they saw him and called the Doctor and they thought he was dead. Then they burred him and that knight Mr. Cresply comes and digs him up and Darren goes around to stretch his legs and he sees Steve. Then they walk to the camp and meet every one and Darren gets a room mate. It is a snake boy named  Evra. They become best friends and they do jobs together like feed the little people. They are only one foot tall and there creator is Mr. Tiny a strange person with glasses. The little people eat anything like a rabbit dead or alive, fox, dogs, cats, and people. And they wash the wolf man"s cage together. Then they see someone spying on them and have some fun they go away and throw sticks and scare him and then they chase him and he tricks them an they become friends. Then they go to a broken down rail rode station and the boy Sam got eaten by the wolf man. They were going to feed his dead body to the little people but Darren would not let them.
  Evra and Darren go on a vacation. Mr. Cresply goes off every night so they spy on him and they think Mr. Cresply is going to kill someone. And Mr Cresply said that there is a vampaneze that he is going after. So the vampaneze got away and got Evra .Darren made a friend. Darren and Mr. Cresply  went looking for Evra. They looked for days and did not find him. Then Darren went away from Mr. Cresply  He woke up and was up side down on a rope and Evra was next to him. And the the vampaneze got him too. he could not drink from ether of them. So Darren said that the vampaneze could drink from his friend and right when they get there Mr. Cresply Jumps out of the closet. And gets the vampaneze.    TO BE CONTINUED

Chris And The Masters Of JAZZ

Chris "Slappy" Elwart is the lead musician and plays the trombone.  Fred "Mr. Cool" Thompson is the drummer.  Jacob "Jake the Snake" Watson is the lead singer.  Jon "Wool Pool" Smith plays the flute.  They are a very popular jazz band that plays all across the country.  A lot of people come to listen to their hit song "The Mystery of Jazz."

Come and dance all night and its $0.55 per person. It is at the New Jersey football field at 9:00 P.M. 5/21/1936

Bud Not Budy Telegram

BUD AT HOME STOP NEW HOUSE AND GETS TROUBLE CAUSE TODD STOP LOCKED IN SHED STOP GO TO LIBRARY STOP SOMEONE GOT MARRIED MOVED STOP TRY GET ON TRAIN BUGS TOO STOP HE WALK GRAND R STOP LEFTY DRIVE HIM TO HOUSE STOP DRIVE HIM GRAND R LEFTY SEND TELEGRAM STOP MEETS DAD STOP GO DINNER STOP

My most prized possessions

One of my most prized possessions would be my mother. If my mom was not here I would not be here. And I was Born with my mother and father. My second Would be my father. And my dad is in my family. My third would be my dog I got my dog at a ladies house, her dog had puppies. And my forth would be my Ginny pig. I got the Ginny pig at a garage sale. And my Ginny pig and dog are my pets.

            When I Grow Up I Want To Be...

When I grow up I want to be a football player. They get a lot of money. I like football. I will be on TV. It is my second favorite sport. You go places you never been before. I think being a football player will be fun.

When I grow up I want to have a pet shop. I like animals. You get money. You sell different kinds of animals. I like to be by animals. It is a nice job. That’s why I like this job.

When I grow up I want to be a Banker. My Mom and Dad were bankers. It is a quiet and I like it to be quiet. It is a simple job. I like math and you have to do math for this job. That is why I want to be a banker.

                        By Korbin Lehmann

                        March 22, 2011

Bud's Letter to the Home

Dear home,
When I got to the Home they asked me why I ran away. I said "Their son Tod stuck a pencil up my nose". I got in trouble and had to sleep in a shed. There was a bat in there and I hit it with a rake and it got cut in half. Then I felt something on my cheek. It was the biggest hornet I ever saw. Then it hit me the bat was not a bat it was a hornet's nest. I ran at the door and cut my hand it was a fish head and I cut my hand on it's tooth. And then I pushed the window open and got out. I went inside and got the shotgun and I was going to get them sense they left me in the shed. But I didn't I just made Tom pee his bed. Then I had to sleep under the tree but it was better then the shed.

                          From Bud

Bud Not Budy prediction

I predict that the book is about a teenage boy that moves somewhere. And he makes a jazz band. And when he moves he runs to the train and throws his bag up to his friend. And he is running by the train and gets on in the back when it is moving. Then when he gets there he likes it and he makes friends and goes to school. Then it is during a big war when the white do not like black. And they where killing and a lot of people going to jail.

My Favorite Book

The Saga Of Darren Shan is my favorite series. It is about vampires. My friends read it. They are good books. The books have fights in them. It has a lot of AR points on them. I think you should Read them too.

My Favorite Animal

     My favorite animals are snakes. I like to hold them. They scare my sister. I like to catch them. Snakes eat bugs and mice. I think they look cool. Their scales feel cool. I think snakes are interesting.

Ch 6-9

Byron was playing with fire and his mom found out and she was going to burn his finger. But his sister was blowing out the fire. So he did not get his finger burned. But she said the next time he plays with fire that she was going to burn his hole hand. Then his mom said to go get some food at the store. She did not give them money so he knows that they are on the welfare list. When they got there he made Kenny get the stuff and they were not on the welfare list. And Byron carried the stuff home because he was happy.
Kenny got hit in the head with a cookie and it was Byron he had a bag of cookies and gave some to Kenny. Byron killed a bird with one and was sick because he thought it was sad and Kenny patted his back and he hit him. Byron put the bird in a hole he made for a grave.
Then one day Byron came home with a hat on and was going to go outside again but his mom said to take off the hat he did and he had a new hairdo. When his dad got home he cut off all his hair.
The Watsons were putting stuff on the Brown Bommer they even put a radio. They were sitting in the car with the music on. And they told the kids that they were going to Birmingham and they were going to drop off Byron at there grandma's house. Byron had a plan to not talk all the way there. So in the morning they went to Birmingham on the way there they were talking what they were going to do. Their mom had a list and it said where they were going to eat, what hotel they were going to, how many stops they were going to take, and a lot more. Then Byron talked.

Erik the Red

This is Erik the Red.

Facts,
He was named Erik the Red because he had red hair. He was born in Joederen Norway. He was a Viking. He had a daughter and three sons. He went on a boat from Iceland to Greenland. Vikings used long wooden ships called Knorrs. Erik killed two men in Iceland and was banished for three years. In the time he was banished he sailed and found a place called Gunnbjorn's Islands. With a crew he sailed from the peninsula. Erik died sometime during the winter.
Opinions,
He was the best viking that found new lands. He was the best explorer of mankind.

Thank you

Dear Mr Cordes,
        Thank you for the Macbooks we are used them they work good. We are going to try our best to keep them looking new.

                       Thank you again Korbin

Chapter 5

Chapter 5, Byron was playing with fire and got into trouble and his mom was going to burn him. And he got away with it then Kenny heard Byron go in to the bathroom and lock the door. Kenny went over to the door and looked into the keyhole and saw Byron. He was making a movie and was making paper parachutes and litting them with a mach and throwing them into the toilet and screaming. His mother came upstairs to see what the noise was about and opened the door. Byron screamed and his mother picked him up by the neck and put him on the couch and she went to get the matches. And when she was right by him he jumped and ran for the door but she got her any ways. And put him on the ground and lit a mach and his sister blows it out. She did it over and over. Then she stops trying to burn him and tells them to go to the store. The two boys go and on the way back Byron was being really nice to Kenny. Then the next day they went back and Byron hit a bird with a cookie and it died and he made a grave for it.

Chapters 1-4

The book The Watsons Go To Birmingham is about a family with 3 kids and one is named Kenny and he gets teased a lot. His brother Byron teases him and calls him names. They do not get along so good but Byron help Kenny some times. Byron was kissing himself on the window and got his mouth stuck. Kenny told everyone else and his dad was laughing his head off and his mother was worried ad his sister was crying. They pulled him off and Kenny said that he was going to make a book called the Lipless wonder and the only thing he is afraid of is a cold window.
Then they talk about a boy named Larry Dunn he was the king of kindergarten to forth grade because Byron does not care about those. And Kenny Found a dollar and Byron said that he lost 50 cents so they cast it in at a store. And this guy named Mr. Henery made Kenny read stuff out of the bible and newspaper in front of the class. Then one time he was going to read he went into the classroom and it was Byron's class Kenny dropped his book and when he read he did not do good. There was a new kid on the bus and Larry Dunn hit him with an apple and it got all over him and he had a brother. Kenny thought they were his savers and they had dirty cloths. When they got to school Kenny had to sit by him. And at recess he talked to Kenny the hole time and Kenny gave him some food because he dodn't have any. He started coming over too. Then one day somone made up a joke about the boy and his name is Rufus and Kenny laughed at the joke and Rufus did not talk to him the rest of the day. Then the next day after school Kenny packed his toys they played with and went to his house and asked if he wanted to play he said no. The next day he came over and played. After school they were talking and Larry came up and grabbed Kenny's arm and said it was his turn for somthing. Then he would ggrind snow in his face and stoll his gloves. And he told Byron and Byron would throw Larry into the fence and said he was the carp and the fence was the nest.

whale shark

Whale sharks are big animals.
 They eat plankton and small fish.

Whale sharks have big mouths
 to eat a lot of plankton

Interesting Facts about Whale sharks

As the largest fish in the sea, reaching length's of 40 feet (12 meters) or more, whale sharks have an enormous menu from which to choose. Fortunately for most sea-dwellers-and us!-their favorite food is plankton. They scoop these tiny animals and plants up, along with any tiny fish that happens to get in it's mouth. The whale shark, like the world's second largest fish, the basking shark is a filter feeder. In order to feed it juts out it's formidably sized jaws and sucks in everything in the vicinity. The wale shark's flattened head sports a blunt snout above its mouth with short barbels protruding from its nostrils. Its back and sides are gray and brown with white spots among a pale vertical and horizontal stripes and its belly is white. Its two dorsal fins are sets rewards on its body, which end in a large daul-lobbed caudal fin (or tail). Preferring warm waters, whale sharks populate all tropical seas. They are known to migrate every spring to central west coast of Australia. The Whale Shark is a fascinating creature to behold. With no known predators (except humans) and a completely peaceful nature they are huge, harmless and sublime.

The Whale Shark was first described and named by Andrew Smith in 1828, based on a specimen harpooned in Table Bay, South Africa.

The whale shark are actually fish and not whales.